July 31, 2012

HO-LYPMIC STATUS

Man, if I Tweeted I'd have a few things to say about the Olympics, let me tell ya. But I don't Tweet, Twat, or Twit, SO I'm just going to shoot a few things atcha:

1. They need to check for man parts on the US Women's Volleyball team. Destinee Hooker, I'M LOOKIN' AT YOU.

2. So now that the topic of the Olympics is at hand I thought I'd let everyone know that Keri Strugg has always been a real guiding light in my life.

3. I'M NOT A FAILURE...cry...guttural cry...

Hey, THAT LAST ONE WAS PRIVATE!

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