MY LYFE ANTHEM

Hot Cheetos and Takis are so last week, y'all. "Vegas Girl" is where it's at! This gem of a song came to me from my "Top Hits" Pandora station early one morning...and let me tell ya, 'tis a TOP HIT in my book. In a gist, it's a fun lil ditty about how obsessed this British teen (tween?) is with the slutty girls of $in City. I get it. I do. Me and all my Vegas friends, well, we're all hoebags. That ain't NO LIE! A special shout out to all my Mormon gal pals as well (Vegas is town heavily populated by those of the LDS faith)! THIS ONE'S FOR YOU!

PS: "I know some good massage techniques." Conor, you had me at this fine line of dialogue.