Man, if I Tweeted I'd have a few things to say about the Olympics, let me tell ya. But I don't Tweet, Twat, or Twit, SO I'm just going to shoot a few things atcha:
1. They need to check for man parts on the US Women's Volleyball team. Destinee Hooker, I'M LOOKIN' AT YOU.
2. So now that the topic of the Olympics is at hand I thought I'd let everyone know that Keri Strugg has always been a real guiding light in my life.
3. I'M NOT A FAILURE...cry...guttural cry...
Hey, THAT LAST ONE WAS PRIVATE!
July 31, 2012
July 29, 2012
MORE MONEYZ 4 MODERN FAMILY
BEING ON MODERN FAMILY SURE IS TOUGH 4 A KID!!!
...Maybe they need more money for a forthcoming Benz? The kids of ABCs Modern Family are going to be speaking up this coming week about their minor wages! I mean, the age of thirteen is when I demanded more money for doing whatever I was doing too. It seems like these kids are really treated like slaves. Like, I'll watch Modern Family, and I'll just be like...IT MUST BE SO HARD FOR THOSE KIDS RIGHT NOW! I'm sure you can all agree.
...Maybe they need more money for a forthcoming Benz? The kids of ABCs Modern Family are going to be speaking up this coming week about their minor wages! I mean, the age of thirteen is when I demanded more money for doing whatever I was doing too. It seems like these kids are really treated like slaves. Like, I'll watch Modern Family, and I'll just be like...IT MUST BE SO HARD FOR THOSE KIDS RIGHT NOW! I'm sure you can all agree.
July 17, 2012
4 A GOOD TYME: THE MAN REPELLER
I j'adore The Man Repeller. Not only is her blog super hilarious, but she's also super INTELLIGENT. Men, take notice of the kind of women you SHOULD be marrying...or the kind of women I WANT you to marry. Tomatoe, tomahtoe. Don't let her blog title confuse you, though...She actually did get married recently, and HOW B.A. DOES SHE LOOK IN HER WEDDING DRESS?!
Shut the front door, and call me Susan! Anywho, take a peeksie at this li'l video that screams summa, summa, summatime. She's just SO fun.
Shut the front door, and call me Susan! Anywho, take a peeksie at this li'l video that screams summa, summa, summatime. She's just SO fun.
July 16, 2012
ASK A GROWN MAN...TOTALLY RULES!
APPARENTLY, there is a super kewl online magazine for young lady ladies tween teen girls on the internets called Rookie Mag. It's run by your favorite and mine...twelve year old neighborhood hipster fashionista, TAVI! I wanna be her someday when I grow down. Y'all feel me?! Well, I happened to stumble across an online series that Rookie Mag promotes called "Ask a Grown Man". What happens is, readers send in their angsty, mostly terrifying questions about love and an incredibly worldly lineup of Hollywood man candy answer them while supressing their flippancy and general awkwardness in such a situation. Now my definition of man candy might be different than yours, but I'm talking about those old so and so's such as Paul Rudd, BJ Novak (who kinda tosses the word "cocky" around one too many times for comfort), Damian Kulash (hubbaaaa), and Jon Hamm ("You're probably too young to watch Mad Men, so enjoy the Hunger Games")
One of my most fav frightening questions thusfar has been, "[I want to do stuff with my my boyfriend, but he wants to wait.]" MY response would have been: YOUR BOYFRIEND BEES REAL GAY! But I'm not a grown man, so my two cents holds no significance whatsoever in this case. BUT STILL, I'M JUST THROWING IT OUT THERE, CUZ I'M HELLA RIGHT...I believe Judd Apatow was presented with this complex question to which he tiptoed around the real issue at hand...like such the gentlemanly papa bear that he is. Seriously, everyone should at least take the time out to watch a couple of these Q&A sessions. They will warm the heart...and, quite possibly, your pants.
One of my most fav frightening questions thusfar has been, "[I want to do stuff with my my boyfriend, but he wants to wait.]" MY response would have been: YOUR BOYFRIEND BEES REAL GAY! But I'm not a grown man, so my two cents holds no significance whatsoever in this case. BUT STILL, I'M JUST THROWING IT OUT THERE, CUZ I'M HELLA RIGHT...I believe Judd Apatow was presented with this complex question to which he tiptoed around the real issue at hand...like such the gentlemanly papa bear that he is. Seriously, everyone should at least take the time out to watch a couple of these Q&A sessions. They will warm the heart...and, quite possibly, your pants.
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