Halloween, you're gonna need to cool it. Christmas came early! Justin Bieber's Christmas album, Underneath the Mistletoe, won't actually be released until tomorrow, but luckily some sneaky eleven year old geniuses leaked the album on the youtubes. Now, Let's make like Selena Gomez and support our favorite boyfran!
A quick anal(ysis) of the video:
-That blonde girl is a mistleHOE. You can sense from their on-screen energy that she's definitely let Justin cup her boobies...probably more than once.
-Fingerless gloves work for no man. I'll say it, your palms don't get cold. Focusing a swatch of knitted fabric on the center of your hands will do nothing. You know what gets cold? The tips. However, it's pretty safe to say that Justin's tips are always warm...ALL the tips, ALL the time.
-I don't appreciate the low budge quality. It's not even hipster low budge where it looks like it cost five dollars to film but really it took five billion because what you thought were mistaken camera shakes were all intricately planned to add specified depth and reality to the inner life of the characters. It's my Dad found the camcorder, drove down to our local strip mall, and didn't realize he was recording low budget. Justin, you make kajillions of dollars. I expect at the very least some Christmas lasers and Victoria's Secret Angel girlfriends.
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