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My dresses always ride up underneath my coat. I always wear dresses. Therefore, my undies are always exposed.

I'll say it again...HAPPY SKANKSGIVING!!!

Rihanna- Cockiness (Love It)

"Suck my cockiness, lick my persuasion."- RiRi

I am so thankful for Rihanna and her dedication to bein' a hoe on her new album.

HAPPY SKANKSGIVING, Y'ALL!!!

Thankful for a new apartment that's all mine. Welcome to my home!

Thankful for dat bus stop that's RIGHT in front of my building.

I want a Felicity and Ben kind of love...okay, really just a Molly and Ben kind of love.

I ALMOST FORGOT TO TELL YOU...

I'm on this new exercise regimen. It's pretty exclusive. A little expensive. It's totally worth it though, so I'll let you guys in on it. It's called "Move to a New City, Get Lost All the Time, and Always Walk an Hour More Than You Need To Everywhere."

Best of luck to you!

Agh, I'd totally live here! Only under the condition that I could wear a pink princess hat at all times...streamers included.

This is my Jasmine tea that you can barely see through. The lady steeped two bags worth of tea in one teacup. Maybe she assumed that I take my tea dense. No. It tastes like I'm drinking a flower.

JUST A GENERALIZING GINA...

After tedious efforts to put my finger on what is so different about the people in Chicago as compared to other places I've lived I think I have finally figured something out. This is obviously a generalization, but this is what I've come up with in my one month of living here and meeting the handful of people I have.

People from Chicago or the surrounding suburbs are the people from your high school who received Best Personality their senior year. We all know Best Personality doesn't go to those who are necessarily the most entertaining of the bunch, but they are the nicest people you will ever meet. They will succeed simply based upon their undeniable likeable sweet nature. They will laugh at all your jokes, even if they're not funny at all...but when you say something with the slightest distaste they get noticeably red faced, giggle inward, and request for you to "stop it"!

These are the people who keep you in line, and you love it because who else is going to regulate your life choices? Certainly not you. They make you believe in the fact that there is always, always an upside. And they drink water more than any other beverage.

It's wonderful.

...and...

I'M SO BORED.

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Alright Starbucks, the Andrea Bocelli Christmas mix is a little much...just a little...VENITE.ADOREEEEMUUUUUS.DOOOOMIIIIINUUUUUUM. Enough.

DCOM: LET'S DISCUSS

A couple nights ago my temp roomie, Sasha, and I were reminiscing about DCOMs (Disney Channel Original Movies). At one point in our discussion we mutually agreed upon watching Model Behavior to see baby J. Timberlake in his film acting debut, plus it features Nobody's Angel, and afterall, all ten parts are readily available on youtube.

Anyway, post viewing, our attention turned to a more star studded DCOM, Life Size. Lindsay Lohan was such a cute child...it's really too bad she had to deteriorate into a whole pile of mess. Anyway, we could not for the life of us remember the plot line. All we could come up with is tranny Tyra came to life from Barbie form to feminize a quite butch lil Lindsay. Well, we had to investigate, so on part 1 went. What really happens is that Lindsay's character peeps in on a witches n potions n magic store to find a spell which will bring her late mother back to life. Unfortunately, Lindsay effs up (life foreshadowed?), and instead of her mother rising from the dead, Lindsay's African American barbie doll comes to life in the form of Tyra Banks. Easy mistake.

Throughout the rest of the movie Lindsay learns lots of things, lets go of her mother, etc (we turned the movie off after Lindsay left the voodoo store...honest), but here's what I really got out of this movie revisit. Lindsay's made a lot of mistakes in life, poor girl, but conjuring Tyra into the realm of human existence was probably her lowest point...Oh no, wait...Georgia Rule. THE worst. Sorry about the mixup, Tyra.

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I realize that when I'm walking to the train at 5 am to get to work it must look as if I'm actually on a walk of shame. The cabs honk at you differently...like they feel sorry for you.

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"May it be a rule that you should cover your head before getting on a bus. Freaked. Me. Out."

New Urban Outfitters catalog: Surprise Sex Edition- "How big? THIS big." @blakemcclary @carsonknuth

New Urban Outfitters catalog: Surprise Sex Edition- "My cabin is just up this way. It's really secluded, so no one will hear your screams." @blakemcclary

Fanny Pak kills it every time. There's always some serious working going on, but it's the type of working that people can definitely get down with. Appreciate.

SAY WHAT?

"I shouldn't have showered with those kids."-Jerry Sandusky

Well, yea...yea, NO Jerry. This whole thing is too weird. You're almost 70. Apparently you've never heard of a Hobby Lobby.

Camel coats.

 

Gotye- Somebody That I Used to Know

Disclaimer: I may have posted this a couple months ago. I'm a little bit in love.

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Wedding Update 2011: Who cares if I’m here alone? There’s an open bar, and drinking is a one person sport.

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The orchestral version of Kelly Rowland’s “Motivation” is playing before the wedding processional. My kind of wedding. Get DIRTY.

Chicago wedding. Got Aunt Sally in the photobooth. (Taken with instagram)

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I mean, I'm probably going to end up wearing my boots to this wedding. What? They're new 'n shit.

"I think the shop has to be open for us to do the sketch."

This. Is. Magic.

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In case anyone was wondering...she still continues to rock my world.

Jack was just telling me about the remodeled guest room in his home…

I'd probably get a DUI too if at 28 years old my second most noted credit is still Disney's "Smart House"

SAY WHAT?

“What do you do around here besides walking around like you want to get raped?”

Mad Men is INCREDIBLE!!!!! And sexist…but the funny kind…as a woman, I’m allowed to say there’s a funny kind. Kind of.

Steep price…I’ll take it. (Taken with instagram)

Tuna, tomatoe, onion, and cheddar omelet. I get to benefit from my roommate’s cooking fantasies, however, this one nearly killed me. (Taken with instagram)

This video is so shmadorable. It's bringing necessary sunshine to this overcast day...dance, laugh, and play everyone! Be good humans. Note to self: This song is fun.

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The local gay bar in Chicago is called “Cram”…groooooooooss.

Cool guy in a used bookstore. (Taken with instagram)

Night bean. (Taken with instagram)

Millennium Park poses: 2 (Taken with instagram)

Millennium Park poses. (Taken with instagram)

Mollz and Hesham do Chicago. So loving. (Taken with instagram)

If you leave me alone long enough, I’ll buy stupid things and take pictures of myself and like it. (Taken with instagram)

Oh my gourd, I'm finally going to be getting what I never knew I always wanted for my birthday next year: Ron Swanson, Jonah Hill, and Channing Tatum in a room together. Thanks Hollyhood.

AMERICA, YEAH!

GUNS A BLAZIN'!!!!!

Lemme tell ya, there's tons of untapped potential if you search "Miss America talent" on the youtubes.

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Fucking, Anne Haaaaathaway…amiright?

I just amirighted myself. I feel a little down about it.

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There’s a woman sleeping on my shoulder on the train right now. She has nice nails though, so I don’t mind.

Seriously serious. Chicago is THE cutest Trick or Treat spot! (Taken with instagram)

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For all the gays out there commenting on how Kim Kardashian can get married for 72 days, yet they are still the ones blamed for ruining the sanctity of marriage, think of it this way: Kim Kardashian is just filing for something today that rhymes with shmishmorce. Lessens the blow, doesn’t it?

HAPPY HOLIDAYS. LOVE, JUSTIN.

Halloween, you're gonna need to cool it. Christmas came early! Justin Bieber's Christmas album, Underneath the Mistletoe, won't actually be released until tomorrow, but luckily some sneaky eleven year old geniuses leaked the album on the youtubes. Now, Let's make like Selena Gomez and support our favorite boyfran!

A quick anal(ysis) of the video:

-That blonde girl is a mistleHOE. You can sense from their on-screen energy that she's definitely let Justin cup her boobies...probably more than once.

-Fingerless gloves work for no man. I'll say it, your palms don't get cold. Focusing a swatch of knitted fabric on the center of your hands will do nothing. You know what gets cold? The tips. However, it's pretty safe to say that Justin's tips are always warm...ALL the tips, ALL the time.

-I don't appreciate the low budge quality. It's not even hipster low budge where it looks like it cost five dollars to film but really it took five billion because what you thought were mistaken camera shakes were all intricately planned to add specified depth and reality to the inner life of the characters. It's my Dad found the camcorder, drove down to our local strip mall, and didn't realize he was recording low budget. Justin, you make kajillions of dollars. I expect at the very least some Christmas lasers and Victoria's Secret Angel girlfriends.

SAY WHAT?

“He’s like the Mel Gibson of fruit flies. He just WON’T…GIVE…UP.”- Myself, regarding the single fruit fly left (I’m convinced) in the kitchen.

SAY WHAT?

“I just ate a salami taco…that’s disgusting.”- Sasha

It’s ladies Sunday at the Steeler bar.

Lil kitty cat getting ready for Halloween. (Taken with instagram)

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All it took was one gay black man dressed as Peter Pan offering me mimosas in a shoe store to turn this lonely afternoon upside down…oooooooooohhh gurrrrrrrrrrl.

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There’s a girl on the bus eating garlic bread…soooo, that’s a NO.

WELCOME TO THE LIFEHOUSE OFFICIAL STORE LIST!

I just recieved an email with the title, “Welcome to the Lifehouse Official Store List!” My initial reaction was, Lifehouse?! Lifehouse, Lifehouse? Shitty band Lifehouse? After further investigative reading I indeed discovered that my initial assumption was correct. The email even offered me 10% off merchandise through October 31st. Thanks, but I must decline. I’m just trying to figure out what website I’m affiliated with that proceeded to link me to the Lifehouse Official Store List. Halloween is coming up…I wonder if someone is trying to trick me rather than treat me. Though, the guilty optimist living inside of me thinks that this is kind of a funny treat. In total fairness I’ll say it’s more of a trick and a treat balled into one transaction. If an outside party member is responsible for this, they must be A. clever and B. a total dick.

Temp roomies. Infinite fun. Lezbihonest. (Taken with instagram)

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It’s 40 degrees out, and I’m wearing a cargo jacket. After three years in a New York winter, I’m still pretending winter doesn’t exist. Deny, deny, deny!

Off to my first class at Second City…Tom Haverford face on!!! (Taken with instagram)

Sasha: “Make yourself at home.” Me: “Oh, I will.” (Taken with instagram)

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Blue line? Red line? Transit for beginners. Praise you, Chicago.

Tillie takes a stance. My packing papers shall not be moved, (Taken with instagram)

He may kill me, but really he loves me. (Taken with instagram)

PEZ, Fruit by the Foot, making letters with your Pringles…Mommy using your apple juice as a mixer for her Jack Daniels. I got no sleep on this plane ride, but I did walk away with some prize material. (Taken with instagram)

Letter delivery for store 465. Bye bye, frans. (Taken with instagram)