MANCING (MAN DANCING)

So beautiful. So, SO beautiful. These mans are werrrrrrking it. Erica Sobol's choreography is always my head thoughts in dance form. Her movements by themselves aren't anything pretty, but when it all comes together it sure is something worth becoming engulfed in. Sobol also calls her dancers, "movers" which I find to be true and inclusive on all accounts...they move their bodies and in turn they move YOU. Seriously, watch this.

SLOW JAM FRIDAY!

Y'all, for class this week, we had to write a song...Welp, naturally I wrote a slow jam (I got nick named "Slow Jam Molly" at work today), and it's all about the TGIF lineup from the 90s. I love a good slow jam, and I sure hope you enjoy mine.

PS: Come on, you effing remember TGIF...

“I Miss You TGIF”(v.1.)

Verse

BABY, I WISH I COULD GO BACK TO A TIME

WHEN EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT YOU WERE THE ONE THING ON MY MIND.

DON’T KNOW WHAT I COULDA DONE TO MAKE YOU STAY.

I WATCH ABC FAMILY TO RELIVE THE OLD DAYS.

BOY MEETS WORLD, FULL HOUSE, FAMILY MATTERS, AND SABRINA, 

TWO HOURS OF COMEDY HAS NEVER BEEN SWEETAH.

THERE WERE ALSO OTHER SHOWS. DON’T YOU THINK I’D FORGET.

LET’S POUR ONE OUT FOR DINOSAURS AND STEP BY STEP.

Chorus

I MISS YOU TGIF.

I DON’T WANNA END MY WEEK IN A DRUNKEN STUPOR.

I MISS YOU TGIF.

I JUST WANNA BE HANGIN’ WITH MR. COOPER.

Verse

I WATCHED YOU WHILE I DINED ON SOME 3-D DORITOS,

DIDN’T HAVE TO GO OUT WHEN I COULD KICK IT WITH THE WINSLOWS.

I’LL PULL A STRAIGHT TOPANGA IF IT MEANS YOU’LL COME BACK QUICK.

DRAW A HEART ON MY FACE WITH A TUBE OF LIPSTICK.

I LOVED EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU AND IT AIN’T NO LIE.

I EVEN LOVED MELISSA JOAN HART’S LAZY EYE.

WAS IT MY FAULT THAT YOU ENDED? I KEEP THINKIN’ BACK.

FEELIN’ GUILTLY LIKE STEVE URKEL, LIKE, “DID I DO THAT?”

Slow Jam Monologue/ Bridge/ Improv

BABY, I’M SO SAD THAT YOU’VE GONE AWAY.UNCLE JESSE, I SAW YOU LOOKIN’ SO FLY ON A GREEK YOGURT COMMERCIAL, BUT YOU’RE NO JAMIE LEE CURTIS. AND THAT FINE ASS STEPHANIE TANNER…ADDICTED TO METH NOW. THAT’S DEEP. BUT LITERALLY, THAT’S DOPE. FULL HOUSE CAST, I JUST WANNA BANDAGE YOU UP…’CAUSE IT PROBABLY HURT WHEN YOU FELL FROM HOLLYWOOD. EVEN MARY KATE, STILL ROLLIN’ IN THE BILLIONS, BUT YOU WAS A FUNCTIONING BULLIMIC, CHEATIN’ DEATH ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE…

(sung)
SPEAKIN’ OF DEATH, DID COREY MATTHEWS DIE?

NAW, SOME BITCH POSTED ON MYSPACE THAT BIG ASS LIE.

Slow Jam Monologue (cont.)

RIP TGIF…AND ALL THE CAREERS YOU TOOK WITH YOU. REAL TALK ALL DAY, MISSIN’ YOU LIKE CRAY.

Chorus (Repeat a million times.)

I MISS YOU TGIF.

I DON’T WANNA END MY WEEK IN A DRUNKEN STUPOR.

I MISS YOU TGIF.

I JUST WANNA BE HANGIN’ WITH MR. COOPER.